Ahem [clears throat]

I went up to this thug gangster and he was like "yo, muthafucker, weeeee." Then, I saw this kid and he was going really fast in a wheelchair down a hill and i was like "weeeee!" When you're a kid and you wanna go "Weee..." but you ain't got drugs yet... Hold out for your life.
Hold on to your little gonads... and STRIFE !

Gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and
strife, gonads and strife
[CUE
RON JEREMY]

GONADS IN THE LIGHTNING! IN THE LIGHTNING! IN THE RAIN!

Look, what I'm trying to say here is, WHERE ARE YOU FUCKS?!?!?!